Howdy Volks, my name is Richard F. Yates, and you have stumbled upon my most recent playground. I am a painter, writer, poet, zine maker, editor, collagist, DJ, and instigator, with a penchant for chocolate milk and a love of spooky things under the bed (other people’s beds, anyway.) If you want the full story, try here:
That is all!
—Richard F. Yates
(Commander in Cheap of The Primitive Entertainment Workshop)
Reconfirmed: 13 Aug. 2017