“The Flooch Joke” by Charlie Centipede

Questioner: “How many flooches does it take to flooch the National Flooch Store?”

Interlocutor: “I don’t know. How many flooches DOES it take to flooch the National Flooch Store?”

Questioner answers: “35!”

Interlocutor: “Ha! Ha! Ha! That’s a classic!”

—Charlie Centipede

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