“Lightning Freeks!” by Richard O’Brien & Richard F. Yates

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“Lightning Freeks” (A theme song)

Lightning Freeks! Lightning Freeks!
Even proper spelling is left for geeks!
Vengeful monsters in the galactic wild,
Out to terrorize every man and child!

Shooting into the universal deep,
They will eat your eyes when you fall asleep!
They travel at the speed of light,
187,000 miles per second if I have it right!

They once were coworkers at a 7-Eleven,
But now they are out to make hell of heaven!
Lightning Freeks! Lightning Freeks!
Even the sun is afraid to go to sleep!

(In unison): LIGHTNING FREEKS!

This week’s episode: “Flatland Breakfast” – The Lightning Freeks increase Earth’s gravity by 4,000%, turning the human race into crepes!

—O’Brien & Yates
[Words by Richard O’Brien. Image by Richard F. Yates.]

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About richardfyates

Compulsive creator of the bizarre and absurd. (Artist, writer, poet, provocateur...)
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