“Henpeck University Home Study Courses Present: An Exploration of Public Nudity”

Henpeck University’s award winning Home Study Courses allow you to gain mastery over a variety of engaging topics in your own time and in the comfort of your own home!

This exciting course on Public Nudity is based on the popular series of lectures by Dr. Edwina Hickey, the well known Nick Rhodes Scholar and President of the Nudity Department at Henpeck U. The topics covered by this Master Course include fundamentals, such as:

-How to tell if you are in public…
-How to remove your clothing…
-How to assess whether or not streaking is right for you…

And continue into advanced areas of study, including:

-Nudity in the Victorian era…
-Augmenting your nudity with accessories, including individual chapters on headwear (helmets and hardhats), jewelry (from necklaces to piercings), and, of course, firearms…
and
-Public nudity in relation to photography and video production

Completion of this Home Study Course will provide you with a Certificate of Proficiency in Public Nudity and prepare you for many rewarding experiences in this exciting and fast-paced field. To order, send $150,000.00 in unmarked bills, small denominations only please, or a credit card number, to:

The Tree Behind Shmedley’s Tattoo Parlor
10101 Flatbread Street
Henpeck, WA, 99666

—Dr. Richard F. Yates

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