In the next hour or so, our party of intrepid travelers will be hopping into an automobile and hitting the open road! Our plan is to leave our home base in Longview, WA, USA, heading towards Astoria, Oregon. (A town that I’ve fictionalized in my stories as “Broken Ankle Point!”) From there we will meander on to Seaside, then probably stop by Cannon Beach, cruise south to Tillamook (for the Cheese Factory), eventually landing in Lincoln City, Oregon, where we’ve got a room booked for the night.
Tomorrow’s plans are looser, but the gist is that we’ll bonk around Lincoln City for a bit, then head east towards Salem, finally landing on Interstate 5, which will hopefully get us back to town by early evening. If all goes well, I’ll get some pictures of the sights and make up a whole bunch of lies about what we saw and experienced. Fingers (or tentacles) crossed!
—Richard F. Yates
(Primitive Thoughtician and Supreme Bunny Lord of The P.E.W.)
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