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“Family is Coming…” by Richard F. Yates

—Richard F. Yates

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“The World is Full of Crashing Bores” by Richard F. Yates

For those humans that haven’t heard yet, someone (or some THING) has broken into the Primitive Bunker and stolen many items, including the official Primitive laptop (with the duct-tape holding the screen together) that we use for all the posts…and … Continue reading

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“Thankfulness” by Scott Sparks

Being foolish is an inherent inability. Some of my worst mistakes were fostered within good intentions. On the same token, I’ve haphazardly made room for greatness amidst the course of looking over my shoulder while involving myself in deeds better … Continue reading

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“Marriage” by Richard F. Yates & Mariah R. Yates

Richard F. Yates: “You think I’m some sort of trained monkey!” Mariah R. Yates: “More like an untrained monkey!” [Ba-dump-tch!] —Richard F. Yates & Mariah R. Yates

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“Trapped in a Mall” by Richard F. Yates

—Richard F. Yates

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“I was a Middle-Age Android” by Charlie Centipede

What do you do when you look in the mirror one morning and realize that your pupils are rectangular? —Charlie Centipede

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“Possibilities” by Charlie Centipede

What new horrors will today bring? —Charlie Centipede

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