Category Archives: fake news

“State of the Workshop Address – January 2017” by Richard F. Yates

Well, now that we live in a Terry Gilliam-esque dystopia, I just wanted to ensure the world that The Primitive Entertainment Workshop WILL continue to report on all the monsters, ghosts, aliens, arts, jailhouse poetry, and cosmic weirdness happening in … Continue reading

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“Horrible News Story!” by Hunny Pickler

Crazed landlord eats child’s imaginary friend! (Story at 11:00!) —Hunny Pickler

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“The TRUE Cause of Global Warming” by Scoops McBulletpoint

A new study from Henpeck University suggests that the dramatic increase in global temperature may actually be caused by the over-saturation of REALITY TELEVISION PROGRAMMING that has occurred over the last few decades. Dr. Wrenchbody, one of six authors of … Continue reading

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“Snake Falls Off the Wagon and Makes the Papers, Again” by Richard F. Yates (and Michael King)

—Richard F. Yates [That’s why they make the handrails….So you don’t fall off….But Snake doesn’t have hands. Nevermind. Hey, what was doing on a wagon in the first place? —Michael King] [Next, on “Mysteries of the Unexplained!” —Richard F. Yates]

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“UPDATE! New Bands Confirm for The Electric Sheppard’s Pie Music Fest!” by Richard O’Brien & Richard F. Yates

More bands which have RSVPed for the event: -Facebook Genocide -Threat Level: Mayonnaise -The Impossible Turtlenecks -The Marshmallow Peep Coalition (Death metal) -Wolverine Circumcision -Skleeck! (feat. Khlort!) -Jolly Keynote and the Rusty Razorblade Appendectomists -Cloak and Dabney -Syringe Synergy (Christian … Continue reading

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“Giant Blue Monster Attacks Downtown Henpeck!” by Charlie Centipede

—Charlie Centipede

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“There were Four of Them, Officer (And I Think I Love Them All…)” by Richard F. Yates

1. The vital instinct. Hardly any leaves left (which means they stayed…) Partly to blame for the event were the sickening lights that blindeded ed the on-lookers (and look-onners, though there were fewer of those.) That night the fog… “What … Continue reading

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