Category Archives: fiction

“Zooch Meets His Fate” (RMFM 14) by Richard F. Yates

After a life of cheating, stealing, lying, naughty language, murder, incest, and necromancy, at the age of 69, Zooch tripped while in line at a coffee shop and impaled himself on a young lady’s umbrella. Few attended the funeral, but … Continue reading

Posted in fiction, horror, humor, micro-fiction, mystery | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

“It Came from the Deep, Dark Ocean” (RMFM 12) by Richard F. Yates

Just west of Broken Ankle Point, from the channel that to this day allows huge tankers to exit the ocean and swim through the gap between Washington and Oregon, rose a gigantic red crab. It stood just offshore near the … Continue reading

Posted in fiction, horror, micro-fiction, monsters, Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

“Zooch Gets a Degree” (RMFM 11) by Richard F. Yates

Zooch paid a speed addicted grad student to finish his thesis, and graduated—just barely—with a degree in Business Administration…the most EVIL degree of them all. —Richard F. Yates

Posted in fiction, horror, humor, micro-fiction | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

“Zooch Goes to Prom” (RMFM 08) by Richard F. Yates

There were only two survivors. —Richard F. Yates

Posted in fiction, horror, humor, micro-fiction | Tagged , , , | 1 Comment

“The Psychic” (RMFM 07) by Richard F. Yates

Estaban predicted exactly when and where his sister, Carla, would be brutally murdered. He was off by 16 minutes and 11 feet, so his father cut him out of the will. —Richard F. Yates

Posted in fiction, horror, humor, micro-fiction, murder, psychic powers | Tagged , , , , , | Leave a comment

“Dinner” (RMFM 06) by Richard F. Yates

Don’t you hate it when dinner fights back? —Richard F. Yates

Posted in fiction, horror, humor, micro-fiction | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment

“Zooch Rides a Bike” (RMFM 05) by Richard F. Yates

When Zooch was six years old, he stole a bike from a neighbor girl that had a banana seat and pink tassels hanging off the handlebars. He used that bike to rob six banks in three cities, then returned the … Continue reading

Posted in crime, fiction, humor, micro-fiction | Tagged , , , | Leave a comment