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“Art in a Vacuum?” by Richard F. Yates

Art doesn’t happen in a vacuum—no matter how fancy the brand of vacuum or how large the collection bag. —Richard F. Yates Advertisements

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“The Flooch Joke” by Charlie Centipede

Questioner: “How many flooches does it take to flooch the National Flooch Store?” Interlocutor: “I don’t know. How many flooches DOES it take to flooch the National Flooch Store?” Questioner answers: “35!” Interlocutor: “Ha! Ha! Ha! That’s a classic!” —Charlie … Continue reading

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“How Rick Yates Became Galactic Overlord. A Short Cautionary Tale with Punchline” by David Raffin

It started, like so many things, as a joke. I used to refer to him as a galactic overlord every chance I could get. In emails. In person. In pantomimed phone calls to the queen. Then one day the Ship … Continue reading

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“The ‘Knock-Knock’ Story” by Richard F. Yates (and Michael King)

“Knock! Knock!” said the door. “Who’s there?” answered the lonely young lady. “Shut the hell up and let me in!” yelled a voice from the other side. Bowing to the authoritative voice, the young woman opened the door and was … Continue reading

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“Another Joke – So Bad That It Hurts” by Richard F. Yates

A cactus walks into a bar with a scowl on its face, and the bartender says, “Why so prickly?” (Ba-dump-chhh!) —Richard F. Yates

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“A Rare Moment of Primitive Toilet Humor” by Charlie Centipede

[Anyone over the age of seven, please leave the blog for just a moment…—Editor] How to explain to an alien race what a toilet is for: Just say, “It’s where your butt goes.” [Okay kid, now could you go get … Continue reading

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“A Seriously Terrible Joke” by Richard F. Yates

Question: How did Pac-Man lose all that weight? Answer: Wocka wocka wocka… —Richard F. Yates

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