Category Archives: non-jokes

“Art in a Vacuum?” by Richard F. Yates

Art doesn’t happen in a vacuum—no matter how fancy the brand of vacuum or how large the collection bag. —Richard F. Yates

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“Moot” by Richard F. Yates

I had about 10,000 mostly forgettable ideas this weekend, but I forgot to write them down, and now they’re gone… —Richard F. Yates

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“The Wail on the Beach (10)” by yr

Sounded heavy, man… —yr

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“Call the Police!” by Richard F. Yates (and Mariah Yates AND Frankie Yates)

Richard: “Mariah, quick! Call the police!” Mariah: “Why?” Richard: “Ellie burped and it sounded gross!” Richard: “Mariah, quick! Call the police!” Mariah: “Why?” Richard: “That raccoon on the back deck just gave me the finger!” Richard: “Mariah, quick! Call the … Continue reading

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