Category Archives: non-jokes

“Call the Police!” by Richard F. Yates (and Mariah Yates AND Frankie Yates)

Richard: “Mariah, quick! Call the police!” Mariah: “Why?” Richard: “Ellie burped and it sounded gross!” Richard: “Mariah, quick! Call the police!” Mariah: “Why?” Richard: “That raccoon on the back deck just gave me the finger!” Richard: “Mariah, quick! Call the … Continue reading

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