Category Archives: rhetoric

“Why Do They Call It an ‘Army’?” by Josh Erdahl

Why do they call it an “Army”? The soldiers are not composed entirely of arms. So what is it? Hunh? People, I tell you. It’s a conspiracy. Language used to convince us of the benignity of things like “doughnuts” and … Continue reading

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“Thoughts on Net Neutrality” by Charlie Centipede

I’m all for freedom of speech, but I can’t help but wonder: if we DON’T save the internet, will kids go outside and play again??? —Charlie Centipede

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“Quagmire” by Richard F. Yates

“Just because you haven’t seen it, doesn’t mean it isn’t real,” the believer said. “And just because you HAVE seen it,” I replied, “doesn’t mean it IS real.” —Richard F. Yates

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“The Complex Function of Artistic Expression in a Society of Indifference: The 5th Horseshittists’ Manifesto (A Confession, Apologetic, and Hymnal)” by Richard F. Yates

[Begun 17 April ’14 on an auto parts receipt from the floor of the car.] Abstract: Key words: —Big rambling post about art and creativity (and selling your soul to make a buck, where to sell, and how to get … Continue reading

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“Essay on Obscurity” by yr

Who? —yr

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“Opinion Poll” by yr

Too much? I hope it was too much. —yr [We now return you to the regularly scheduled Workshop agenda. Thanks for suffering! Good night!] eyes as u.f.o.s

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“There’s No Reason for You to Need to Know This” by yr

Hghghg —yr

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