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“Primitive Art Prints Now Available!”

Greetings Primitives! We now have FOUR different Art Prints (8.5 x 11 inches on 90lb paper stock) available for immediate purchase by humans (or other entities) with PayPal access. To see the “SHOP” click the link:    L I N … Continue reading

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“Something Else You Don’t Need!” by Richard F. Yates

Imagine how impressed your friends would be if they saw this Primitive “Vision Quest” Clock hanging on your wall!!!!  (Just one of the BILLIONS of Primitive products to be had at Redbubble…) Be the toast of the town (and help … Continue reading

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“Two Humans Modeling Primitive Hoods” by Richard F. Yates

(Thanks Mariah Yates and Elise Yates!) —Richard F. Yates

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“A Happy, Lovely Look Inside the Primitive Entertainment Workshop” by The Staff Monsters (and Josh Erdahl AND Michael King AND AND Dr. Wendy Dasler-Johnson AND AND AND Richard O’Brien)

“Hi!” says Mr. Smog Monster, sipping a strong French roast from a handsome coffee mug decorated with candy colored skulls. “Welcome to The Primitive Entertainment Workshop! Why don’t you follow me, and I’ll give you a tour of the factory, … Continue reading

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“‘Bootsy Boo (Counting Spirals)’ Notebook” by Richard F. Yates

Thinking of starting a new writing project? I’ve got just the thing to help stimulate your imagination! Your very own “Bootsy Boo” notebook!!! Get yours HERE! —Richard F. Yates

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“Primitivity Unlimited” by Richard F. Yates

Here at the Workshop, we strive for PUNK grade quality and rapid production! Filling the world with monsters and monstrous concepts, our destiny is—well, frankly, we are destined to be forgotten, BUT UNTIL THEN we want to make people laugh … Continue reading

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