Category Archives: torture

“Statistics!” by Mr. Smog Monster

The humans, monsters, ghosts, and multi-dimensional horrors that produce the Primitive Entertainment Workshop’s content have somehow managed to create 3,907 posts (3,908 counting this one) since December of 2012. Why hasn’t anyone tried to stop them??? —Mr. Smog Monster

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“Exiled!!!” by Richard F. Yates

Howdy Humans… Turns out I’ve had no internet access for the last…I’m not sure how long, and I’ve been forced to live in the “real world.” The hot, sticky, tiring, noisy, back-achy real world. Hopefully, my unintended exile will be … Continue reading

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