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“Worst First Lines (1)” by Richard O’Brien

Light flickered through the kelp sorbet’s waffle cone, like a fairy’s twinkle, teasing him with the obvious intent of seducing a weak Costco cashier, drunk on loneliness, with her fairy wiles. —Richard O’Brien

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