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“Stop! Thief!” by Charlie Centipede

Just saw a guy in a ski-mask trying to rob an ATM at gunpoint. Holds the gun right up to the screen and yells, “Give me all the money! I’ll do it! I really will!” —Charlie Centipede https://primitiveentertainment.wordpress.com http://readadamnbookwithrfy.blogspot.com https://primitiveentertainment.threadless.com/Continue reading

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“Read a Damn Book – 057: Mad Night”

I’m a huge Richard Sala fan. If I suddenly found myself wealthy, the first two things I would do are buy a vintage pinball machine and get Richard Sala’s entire body of work. I first discovered his brand of weirdness … Continue reading

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“‘Casually’ Leaving the Scene” by Richard F. Yates

—Richard F. Yates

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“Zooch Rides a Bike” (RMFM 05) by Richard F. Yates

When Zooch was six years old, he stole a bike from a neighbor girl that had a banana seat and pink tassels hanging off the handlebars. He used that bike to rob six banks in three cities, then returned the … Continue reading

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“His Last Thoughts were, Apparently, of His Family” by Richard F. Yates

—Richard F. Yates

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“Rudolph Got Mugged…” by Richard F. Yates

…by a razor clam with nothing to lose… —Richard F. Yates

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“Smiddy Varboom” by Richard F. Yates

Smiddy Varboom was a conscious, short wave electrical disturbance who lived from 8:16 to 8:24 P.M. (Pacific Daylight Savings Time) on Dec. 17th, 2014. In his short but exciting life, he met, fell in love with, married, and later murdered … Continue reading

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“Evil Bird Plots His Next Petty Crime” by Richard F. Yates (and Richard O’Brien)

—Richard F. Yates [Three months of work had gone into this one. Evil Bird had hired 5 others for the heist, but even that was cutting it close — it was really a 7-man job. Oh well, too late now … Continue reading

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“The Things, They Varied (How the Wise-Eyes Landed in Prison)” by Richard O’Brien & Richard F. Yates

Gacky drove the car; Tomi was the lookout; Frommel was fine so far, but Skipper had the gout. Chapi held the bags, while Digney had the gats. Chinto’s clothes were rags, while Blumper wore new spats. Gacky warned the teller; … Continue reading

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