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“Ya Better Watch Yourself, Buddy!” by Richard F. Yates

Howdy folks! This here monster was recently accosted on the streets of Henpeck, Washington, by some unpleasant jerk who just didn’t like the way the poor monster looked. (Prejudice sucks! But luckily, justice was swiftly served! The man who committed … Continue reading

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“Trapped By My Own Content? (Self Imposed Prison?)” by Richard F. Yates

Survived the night—although I did have to get up somewhere around 3:A.M. and take some pills. My knee was aching somethin’ fierce… Still and all, as my Grandpa Bob used to say, “Every day above ground is a good day!” … Continue reading

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“Glamour Shots By Gorgar” by Richard F. Yates

Zzblorbak lookings sensuous as HECK in this lovely and tasteful shot by the Genius of Digital Photography, Gorgar! Don’t pinball around looking for a bargain when you need new headshots! Go to Gorgar and get the BEST! —Richard F. Yates … Continue reading

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“Ruddy Roddy No-Torso” by Richard F. Yates

The accident had been one of the most gruesome that The Henpeck County Fair had ever seen… You remember—it was in all the papers… Ruddy Roddy, who was eleven years old at the time, got an arm caught in a … Continue reading

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“ZERO! (A Tragic Tale of Tragedy…)” by Richard F. Yates

My first post on Steemit.com (an “introduceyourself” thing) went up on 3 Nov. 2018, and within an hour or so, it had accumulated enough upvotes to reach a staggering $1.00 payout. This was BY FAR the highest valued content I’d … Continue reading

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“Fi Pot Ice Ax” by Richard F. Yates

[Ink on recycled cardboard box, letter erasure art (with some added characters), and digital embellishments and colors… It’s a complicated piece, but funny (to me…and sometimes, that’s funny enough). 2019.] The second bit of text (as nonsensical as the first … Continue reading

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“Sophisticated Pointlessness” by Richard F. Yates

[Digital drawing by one of me. 2019.] This drawing could represent allergy season—or it could represent a guy avoiding doing something difficult (trying to say something coherent in writing) by wasting time doing something easy (drawing a weird little monster…) … Continue reading

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“Deregulation! (Duck-Bear’s Cry Echoes Through The Forest)” by Richard F. Yates

Is it just a nonsense phrase he picked up listening to talk-radio or has Duck-Bear become a Libertarian? We may never know—because the last two forest rangers who approached Duck-Bear to ask him what he meant were devoured by the … Continue reading

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“The Faces in the Trees Outside the Window” by Richard F. Yates

I see ‘um… Do you??? Are they in the trees OR from the Curtain Dimension??? It was a busy day today! Library book sale, Free Comic Book Day, other shopping happened (while I read in the car), and then we … Continue reading

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“The Mystery of Production” by Richard F. Yates

There’s a weird thing that happens with some folks: we’re just sitting there, minding our own business, and then—for reasons either cosmic or diabolical or mental or accidental—we start to MAKE STUFF APPEAR. Some of us sing, some write, some … Continue reading

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